ON THE PORCH SWING
Quotes to Ponder
I was wise enough to never grow up, while fooling most people into believing I had ~ Margaret Mead
Seize the day.
Make your lives extraordinary.
~
From the Dead Poets Society
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Butterfly Laughter
Katherine Mansfield ~ 1888-1923
Courtesy of The Poetry Archives
In the middle of our porridge
plates
There was a blue butterfly painted
And each morning we tried who should reach the
Butterfly first.
Then the grandmother said: "Do not eat the poor
Butterfly."
That made us laugh
Always she said it and always it start us laughing.
It seemed such a sweet little joke.
I was certain that one fine morning
The butterfly would fly out of our plates,
Laughing the teeniest laugh in the world,
And perch on grandmothers lap.
Laughing and Smiling ~ All the Way Home
Did you know that you use more muscles when you frown than when you smile. Save some energy today ~ Smile!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the moon?
What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your please too no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
Limerick courtesy of www.JokingAround.com
Jokes courtesy of www.funology.com
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