ON THE PORCH SWING
Quotes to Ponder
I was wise enough to
never grow up, while fooling most people into believing I had ~ Margaret Mead
Seize the day.
Make your lives extraordinary.
From the Dead Poets Society
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Katherine Mansfield ~ 1888-1923
Courtesy of The Poetry Archives
In the middle of our porridge
There was a blue butterfly painted
And each morning we tried who should reach the
Then the grandmother said: "Do not eat the poor
That made us laugh
Always she said it and always it start us laughing.
It seemed such a sweet little joke.
I was certain that one fine morning
The butterfly would fly out of our plates,
Laughing the teeniest laugh in the world,
And perch on grandmothers lap.
Laughing and Smiling ~ All the
Did you know that you use
more muscles when you frown than when you smile. Save some energy
today ~ Smile!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the
What do you get when you cross a
karate expert with a pig?
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your please too no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
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